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  • sodamnrelatable:

    accidentally being called your sibling’s name by your own parent

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    accidentally being called your pets name by your own parent

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    Accidentally being called your parents name by your pet

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    Called being accidentally your pets parents by your name

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    (via cnnbreaking)

    Source: dirku
    • 2 days ago
    • 47939 notes
  • thefuuuucomics:

Beyonce rehearses while dodging footballs

    thefuuuucomics:

    Beyonce rehearses while dodging footballs

    (via humoristics)

    Source: thepizzadog
    • 3 days ago
    • 499632 notes
  • sonicimpalas:

I’m going to Disneyland at the end of the month and I thought I’d give Peter a letter with all the people that appreciate what he’s done for the children he meets every day. Reblog this and I’ll put your url in the letter. I don’t care how many notes this gets I will put everyone who likes or reblogs this in the letter. Show Pete we care about him!

    sonicimpalas:

    I’m going to Disneyland at the end of the month and I thought I’d give Peter a letter with all the people that appreciate what he’s done for the children he meets every day. Reblog this and I’ll put your url in the letter. I don’t care how many notes this gets I will put everyone who likes or reblogs this in the letter. Show Pete we care about him!

    (via satanic-hedgehogss)

    Source: sonicimpalas
    • 3 days ago
    • 61311 notes
  • hello-pizza:

    ivysaw:

    hello-pizza:

    ivysaw:

    hey guys help me pick a new icon which one should i use?

    Omfg how many times have you screenshotted hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha

    guys! mel told me she wants more people to see these beautiful screenshots so please reblog and share her beauty with the world :~)

    NO I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS

    Source: ivysaw
    • 3 days ago
    • 47 notes
  • scribbles-and-slash:

I usually don’t take pictures of strangers and post them online but…

Today at Target this lady was being dragged by her two sons into the toy aisle and since I was looking at Transformers I happened to see them go by. These boys were REALLY excited about something and I wasn’t sure what, so out of curiosity I peeked around the “boy’s aisle” and….

They were grabbing tons of different dolls and accessories and begging their mom for them and what she told them was priceless.

She didn’t say no because they were boys who wanted “girl’s toys”….she said,
“You already have Ariel, don’t you want someone else?”
And one of the boys just kept yelling how Ariel was his favorite.

Their mom was just so frustrated and exhausted like they must beg her for princess toys all the time and they probably have so many back at home and I’m sorry but that’s just adorable ;w;

    scribbles-and-slash:

    I usually don’t take pictures of strangers and post them online but…

    Today at Target this lady was being dragged by her two sons into the toy aisle and since I was looking at Transformers I happened to see them go by. These boys were REALLY excited about something and I wasn’t sure what, so out of curiosity I peeked around the “boy’s aisle” and….

    They were grabbing tons of different dolls and accessories and begging their mom for them and what she told them was priceless.

    She didn’t say no because they were boys who wanted “girl’s toys”….she said,
    “You already have Ariel, don’t you want someone else?”
    And one of the boys just kept yelling how Ariel was his favorite.

    Their mom was just so frustrated and exhausted like they must beg her for princess toys all the time and they probably have so many back at home and I’m sorry but that’s just adorable ;w;

    (via byemitch)

    Source: scribbles-and-slash
    • 3 days ago
    • 37496 notes
  • sodamnrelatable:

    If you have a heart you’ll re-

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    If you care reblog, if not keep scr-

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    It won’t make your blog ugly, if you re-

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    (via dishonourable)

    Source: missinglinc
    • 3 days ago
    • 36939 notes
  • lemunplej:

doroo:

picture in my sister’s book about the dangers of the internet

she smilin aint no danger she aight

    lemunplej:

    doroo:

    picture in my sister’s book about the dangers of the internet

    she smilin aint no danger she aight

    (via byemitch)

    Source: doroo
    • 3 days ago
    • 69547 notes
  • (via shut-uhp)

    Source: costerwaldaus
    • 3 days ago
    • 156702 notes
  • scenephase:

    eat-my-bloody-crumpet:

    scenephase:

    petition for teenage girls to stop marrying each other on facebook

    Unless they are actually in love with each other and are actually getting married -.-

    ok public apology to all of those 13 year old girls getting legally married to each other

    (via byemitch)

    Source: scenephase
    • 3 days ago
    • 60931 notes
  • mybelovedcheshire:

    slutformisha:

    mybelovedcheshire:

    Reminder that I found a picture of a guinea pig sitting on top of a capybara last night. 

    And both of them are in costume.

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    What tHe fuck IS THAT

    A guinea pig sitting on top of a capybara.

    And both of them are in costume.

    (via byemitch)

    Source: mybelovedcheshire
    • 3 days ago
    • 10409 notes
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